Satire: MP Akol takes on Bobi

While MP Tony is a good fighter who finishes every sentence with the words: “I will box you”. If we have to weigh who is the strongest between him and Bobi, the Kamwokyan wins.

MP ‘Tony’ Akol says he only represents Kilak North because he always sends his opponents south. As they crash against the canvas, he dances with his arms up over their prone bodies.

If he were representing Kilak South, he sadly admits, the tables might have turned and he would be the one on the business end of several impending fists. The MP says he is ready to teach the country how he taught Zaake a lesson in the boxing ring, also known as Parliament.

The MP says he is prepared to demonstrate what special skills you need to use to beat a political opponent into the red. He has already asked Mzee to allow him to join the 29 Special Forces Command (SFC) commandos who thrilled guests during the last independence celebrations.

The MP will join these commandos in the next independence celebrations. According to him, the next celebrations will be even bigger. He describes himself as an ‘elephant’ and therefore knows everything about size. But that’s not the only reason they will get bigger.

Tony plans to arrive with the entire Mityana District where the festivities will take place. Mityana becomes his Plus-One Hundred and Five Thousand.

When the festivities take place in Mityana, Mityanans can arrive themselves, for themselves but not for themselves. Because these voters will believe that their most famous MP, the one who spells the word ‘president’ as Bobi, should be beaten up again. The more, the merrier.

All things considered, this merriment will be shared by anyone who likes to see punches in bunches, held together by a bouquet of anger, delivered by MP Tony. His name, Tony, already consists of a toe and a knee. So it’s likely he’ll deploy both with a declaratory kiii-yaaa when he drives MP Franco mad one more time.

In connection with this, the NUP has set up a grudge match with the MP in the next election. They say the MP is employed by Mzee.

This is not new. There has always been a controlled opposition. In fact, much of the opposition has split from the NRM. They are great people who created the NRM in their own image, and then Mzee recreated them in his own image.

This is why they beat up a guy whose punching power is defined by his absence. Similar to how Mzee went to the bush to take on a government defined by its ability to get drunk.

It is believed Mzee wants to use Franco’s beating to send a message to NUP members. That they all get sandwiches if they don’t want to eat from the State House menu.

And what a menu it is, with starters like 500 million for every parliamentary commissioner who wants to take on the NUP director in a shouting match. However, they should forget about a boxing match. Bobi is a bad man from Kamwokya. Before he cut off his Rasta locks, even the government was afraid of him.

While MP Tony is a good fighter who finishes every sentence with the words: “I will box you”. If we have to weigh who is the strongest between him and Bobi, the Kamwokyan wins.

That’s because Bobi’s artillery is far superior compared to Tony’s. He has fists that hit, and songs that hit. And for those who don’t know, when you take a hit of weed, it’s called a hit. So all those hits in the bad man’s favor will surely remind the ‘Elephant’ that any fight between him and Bobi would turn him into Zaake.

Still, Bobi vs. Tony would be interesting, even if they are in different weight classes. You know, one is an elephant and the other is an elephant.

A banana-blue former Aruu County MP is already buying up ringside seats, just in case there is a red corner and a blue corner. He wants to see MP Tony go down, paka chini. Because politics is ultimately a dance involving those who can and those who wish to. They both have left feet, south of where MP Tony is from.

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