A Patriotic Analysis of WWE Champion Cody Rhodes’ Performance in ‘Snack Wars’

A Patriotic Analysis of WWE Champion Cody Rhodes’ Performance in ‘Snack Wars’

The American Nightmare had its American credentials tested in a battle of taste.

WWE Undisputed Champion Cody Rhodes appeared on “Snack Wars” on the SPORTbible YouTube channel to compare food products from the United States and the United Kingdom.

The first was the UK’s Bovril, a protein-rich beef spread mixed in hot water against the US’s reliable fall favorite, Pumpkin Spice Latte. Rhodes was not impressed with Bovril, either good or bad, even going so far as to call previous guest Seth Rollins a “liar” for saying he liked the drink. Americans and Instagram influencers were happy when Rhodes went with the PSL.

UK: 0
US: 1
Patriotic Quote: “That’s America right there.”

Next up was the McDonald’s McRib versus the British Bacon Roll with Brown Sauce. Rhodes showed up in his patriotic glory eating the McRib, but the win went to the bacon roll, which Rhodes assumed someone from the United States would come for his neck tattoo because he discredited the good – okay? Are we sure about this? – name of the McRib.

UK: 1
US: 1
Patriotic Quote: “You taste the freedom. Abraham Lincoln to Barack Obama, baby.”

The next seemed less of a competition and more of an interlude, as Rhodes had a Percy Pig from Britain, a chewy candy similar to sour gummy without the sour American side, and a box of Nerds from the US. Rhodes enjoyed the Percy Pig, but it was a clear winner from the start as Rhodes enjoyed the Nerds consumption.

UK: 1
US: 2
Patriotic Quote: “This is apple pie. This is CNN and Fox News together. Double meat. All those weird American things.”

The final showdown was between a Cornish Pasty, a pastry filled with meat and vegetables, against a Pizza Hut pizza. Rhodes seemed to enjoy the pastry, calling it “comfort food,” but it wasn’t good enough for OutPizza the Hut, and Rhodes gave the most patriotically inspired speech since Rocky Balboa defeated Ivan Drago in “Rocky IV.”

UK: 1
US: 3
Patriotic Quote: “This is for all of you who have doubts about us Americans. Don’t worry about anything, come by. You don’t have to just go to New York in LA, there is a very big country. Take you to a hut. Sit down, take a bite of this and ask yourself, “How can you not love this place?” We have so much that is wrong. So much. But we have so much that is correct.”

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